My life is a joke with no punchline

My name is Caroline and currently 20. I eat till I can't move and watch so many shows and movies, it can't be healthy. I'm a little shit but I love people. Most days. Sometimes. I lied. I love some people. Like 5 people.

© All copyrighted materials posted on this personal blog are for the sole purposes of documenting and illustrating my interests. All rights are reserved and respected to their original copyright owners. No copyright infringement of any kind is intended.
Recent Tweets @

i’m a nice person i just hate everyone 

(via whisperintoass)

octobootle:

When you think your cramps are finished but then

image

(via obsessedobsesser)

sickledsnake:

itsdorkgirl:

gravemakers-and-gunslingers:

BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet. We don’t do tweets, we do tickles.

we need this

gonna put it on my dick

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE SIR

(via halehouseofhorrors)

vintageeveryday:

Princess Yvonne and Prince Alexander in Germany, 1955.

(via timetravelling-diamond)

rendigo:

felrender:

this is the last thing a catnip mouse sees

wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle

rendigo:

felrender:

this is the last thing a catnip mouse sees

wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle

(via obsessedobsesser)

ace:

No one could ever hate me half as much as I don’t care

(via whisperintoass)

serenity-moon:

Sailor Teleport!

(via billielurk)

nathansummers:

Photographer: Izzy Berdan
Model: Aaron Foster
Nathansummers.tumblr.com
Please do not remove credit

(via misterbara)

kaishabackwards:

I paused my music for this. Worth it.

(via obsessedobsesser)

mostlypoptarts:

in an unrelated note, anthony mackie visited marvel hq today and apparently screamed “HELLO MARVEL, I AM THE FALCON” when he walked in

(via hiddlesstans)