My life is a joke with no punchline

My name is Caroline and currently 20. I eat till I can't move and watch so many shows and movies, it can't be healthy. I'm a little shit but I love people. Most days. Sometimes. I lied. I love some people. Like 5 people.

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makochantachibanana:

theblogofeternalstench:

I didn’t want to go to an engagement party, so I was asked to babysit my sister’s ridiculous dog instead.

you’ve made the right choice

(via prettiestalpha)

(via nymphele)

sassysweetpea:

…squishy.

sassysweetpea:

…squishy.

(via fruitycat)

myfirstpubichair:

pyro83:

Why is it when I see a white girl with a tattoo on her thigh i think sexy? But a Latina I think ghettos as fuck?

because youre racist

(via whisperintoass)

howaboutdisney:

YOU DESERVE AN AWARD AND DO U SEE KHAN WATCH HER AS SHE TURNS INTO A WARRIOR IM SCREAMING

howaboutdisney:

YOU DESERVE AN AWARD AND DO U SEE KHAN WATCH HER AS SHE TURNS INTO A WARRIOR IM SCREAMING

(via screamingcrawfish)

corivicious:

My fav show

I NEED TO WATCH THIS SHOW

(via aspiringchola)

farfrompaid:

blastortoise:

black people: haha white people can’t dance

white person: oh but if i said black people are too busy eating watermelon to get off their monkey lazy nigger asses then it would be racist???

white person: I am so SICK of these double standards……

this is truly the most accurate post.

(via bolto)

ahab99:

Caaaaats.

(via obsessedobsesser)

johnhoustonstockton:

just wanna get rich enough to buy my mom all the shit she deserves 

(via timetravelling-diamond)

my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

(via sherlokided)

oknope:

i just want perfect skin and hair and teeth and body proportions and endless supplies of money and beauty and intelligence. is that too much to ask for?

(via timetravelling-diamond)

  • fat women: *gets shit on by peers, media, the fashion industry, products and marketing*
  • skinny women: *praised by literally everyone*
  • skinny women: *doesn't say shit while fat women are being put down*
  • Nicki: fuck skinny bitches
  • skinny women: what the FUCK what htE FUCK??? YOU ARE Nt gonna get ANYhwer by shMING ANY body type...we have to LOVE evyer,,,one!!!!1111